Livin' the life...

Yesterday I got a hilarious email titled "Ya kno ya is Bajan when.." so I've put the most catchy ones below..

Ya kno ya is Bajan when...

• Cheese-on-bread aint got nuttin to do wid being hungry
• You have a bad fall and ya either lick up, break up, skin up or catspraddle
• A bread and two is not 3 breads!!!
• A cutter is not a sharp utensil
• Liming in front Cave Shepherd is a integral part a growin' up
• Yuh pun a "brasion"!! Even ef yuh only goin' tuh de beech, yuz be dress dung in bare hard gear
• Yuh doan got tuh be mystical tuh be gypsy
• Yuh just cyant guh town an' doan see someone yuh know
• When somebody call ya pun de phone and sa 'wait you still home?' or when da see ya pun de road and ask ya if ya still living
• Yuh don't have to be drinking to ask for a scotch
• You say "whappenin" even at a funeral
• If ya 'did de dawg', it has nothing to do wid a canine
• Words like 'hard' and 'bad' have 30 different meanings
• Yuh know dat 'hard wine' ain got nuttin tuh do wid liquor

And my favourite...

Ya know ya is Bajan when .. The word horn does not conjure up images of Dizzy Gillespie or Jazz music ! Lol!